Yesterday I was feeling a little under the weather, so I went to see the doctor. 'Hi Houston,' the doctor said. 'What seems to be the trouble?' I replied: 'I'm not feeling so hot. It hurts when I move my hand, and my penis seems to be glowing in the dark for some reason.' 'That doesn't sound good,' said the doctor. 'Have you been sleeping well?' 'Not really,' I said. 'Last night I had the strangest dream. I was sunbathing by the pool, when out of nowhere Jolin comes swimming up, kisses me full on the mouth, and says, 'Thanks for the handsome boy you gave me. It's the greatest gift a famous person could ask for.' 'I see,' said the doc. 'Well, I think you're perfectly healthy. You've just been watching too much Let's talk in English. Go home and drink a tall glass of oil, and you should be good as new.'
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